G                                     Well some say I'm a fool                      
Oh me Mum was such a happy gal, me          	but it don't change how I feel
       C             G                      I don't care 'bout the pool
    me Dad he was so jolly                  	or rid'n the ferris wheel
  G                                         Now the only ever wish is
I love to tell the story how                	that they didn't go to camp
         C                D                 'Cause Dad's cleaning dishes and
    they both died in the Holly             	me Mum sits on a lamp
  Em                                        
I yap about the gassing                     They had me on the global news to
         C              G                   	cry about some jokes
    with every chance I get                 But I can't hardly have a snooze or
G                                           	take a calmin' soak
Don't know why you're laughing I            My bedtime's just an awful sight,
          D            G                    	bathing's a dreadful thing
    ain't even started yet!                 I cry when I turn on the light and
                                            	sniff me Irish spring
Chorus, goes after every verse:             
                                            Sometimes when I feel glum and sad it
Oh hi ti fiddle-te-dee                      	really makes me think
Oh no me-gosh me-golly                      I wish I had me Mum and Dad so 
Yes hi fi fiddle-de-fee                     	we could have a drink
Me Mum died in the Holly                    Oh if only I were able I'd
And now I guess it's funny to               	take 'em to the pub
    an awful lot of folk                    But me Mum stays on the table...
To hear me Mum's a lampshade and            	and me Dad's still in the tub!        
    me Dad's a bar of soap